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jeff ortman asks:
this cat scratches me because I think he’s cute and try to pet him; but then he thinks I think he’s my biatch and then shreds me a new one. Can you use this as a back ground for one of those snappy poems in helvetica font?
and hazel says:
i get asked to do a lot of things like this lately, and i am flattered, but i don’t have time. i had fun throwing rocks at roggenbuck and those other kids, but i spend most of my creative time writing longer works, working on films with friends, and fucking like a champ. thank you for thinking of me, but everyone should know that i’m not really interested in making stuff like this right now, but it’s super easy, so if you want to see them you can make them yourselves. that’s the whole point. that they are easy to make and more or less worthless. fun to do, though, sure.
or in other words,
