hail satan
i posted “hail satan” on my facebook and some chick I went to high school with sent me this message:
I cant believe you would be so irresponsible as to post devil worship on your page. What is wrong with you?
and then she unfriended me! my favorite part is that she thinks it’s irresponsible, as if christ lovers are checking out my page and going, “you know, that does sound good, perhaps i will ‘hail’ this satan fella, thank you.”