tyler gobble
i am the fluffer on stoked’s first hardcore porn movie, “cum gobbler” aka “gobble me up” aka “open your yob cuz here cums the gob” and tyler walks over and is all, “let me buy you a nice dinner and take you to a play and then kiss you respectfully on the cheek and then court you for six months and then make love to you for the first time on the roof of a church and then propose to you then marry you and then give you seven babies all of them boys and all of them beautiful,” and i’m like, “really?” and then he unzips his pants and says, “think again loser. now do your fucking job already.”
