January 2012
4 posts
solicited
jeff ortman asks: this cat scratches me because I think he’s cute and try to pet him; but then he thinks I think he’s my biatch and then shreds me a new one. Can you use this as a back ground for one of those snappy poems in helvetica font? and hazel says: i get asked to do a lot of things like this lately, and i am flattered, but i don’t have time. i had fun throwing rocks...
December 2011
24 posts
jdawinslow asked: Hey, I think its interesting that you keep on saying that what Steve does isn't art when there is a clear precedent for what he is doing, would you say Pipilotti Rist is an artist? Or Andy Warhol? I think you lack a clear definition of what art is, and would like to hear what you would define art as.
hahawhat asked: Hazel, hi. I would like to read your poems about heartbreak, car accidents, sunsets, your first sexual experience, the cancer your grandmother had, and the one with dark imagery. Hazel, I can't tell, are your grapes sour? Let's workshop it out!
apidictor asked: post more poems less honey sugar smarmalade
i just watched steve roggenbuck's latest video for...
velveetabloodfucker:
both of us kind of cringed in horror and felt like we were watching excerpts of that film “Grizzly Man” or the mel gibson movie “The Beaver” and were really worried about steve
steve are you ok
it led to a conversation (part two)
steve roggenbuck: hazel thank you for your repsonse. i think youre wrong, i think there is a lot of depth behind what i make—not in every specific post, but in the collected effort, and in certain posts like my newest video — and the feedback i get from pe…ople every day confirms that to me yes i like marketing a lot— my heroes are lil b, the buddha, and walt whitman....
infinityhearts asked: jeez you must be really bored how long did that condescending message to steve roggenbuck take you to write? it was beautifully written, a true work of art, from a real writer
it led to a conversation
steve roggenbuck:
hazel, i dotn care about poetry and i dont care about being good at it, i just want to make people happy. from my understanding of life, i think that’s a good goal , but im sorry if i’ve made you upset by takeing attention away from people who care about good poetry in differetn ways. i havent even been promoting myself as a poet much lately, but its stil a...
you too can be a writer!!! vol. 1
so a lot of people are reading my poems and totally sweating them. such depth!! such innovation!!! well i can’t take all the credit because i totally have like a lot of influences. like there are people posting youtube videos right now that will change. ur. lief. people like my hero steve roggenbuck omg lol so here’s how to write poetry like me and steve
1. pick a background....
poetry slam
omg u guys!!! check out my new ebook!!! lol those r my poems u guyz! poetry is my lief!! poetry 4eva!!! <3
hail satan
i posted “hail satan” on my facebook and some chick I went to high school with sent me this message: I cant believe you would be so irresponsible as to post devil worship on your page. What is wrong with you? and then she unfriended me! my favorite part is that she thinks it’s irresponsible, as if christ lovers are checking out my page and going, “you know, that does sound...
tyler gobble
i am the fluffer on stoked’s first hardcore porn movie, “cum gobbler” aka “gobble me up” aka “open your yob cuz here cums the gob” and tyler walks over and is all, “let me buy you a nice dinner and take you to a play and then kiss you respectfully on the cheek and then court you for six months and then make love to you for the first time on the roof...